Noun:
ploriquejar, moc, flegma, fred, puny, refredat, réprobo, entranyes, intestins, esbudellar, d'estar per casa, canalla, gos de carrer.
You'll be trapped forever in his whiny, hyper-neurotic SNOT web.
But not cute sniffles-- full-on SNOT sobs.
Even better. Sweet dreams, SNOT bag.