
Your lactose-intolerant boyfriend will turn
into a gas-filled Macy's Day BALLOON.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 24

I also got you a BALLOON,
The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 11

a bottle cap, a BALLOON,
and some super glue.
The Big Bang Theory Season 11, Episode 15

(BALLOON sputters)
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 23

...without his intestines blowing up
like a BALLOON animal.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 4